My WhatsApp Visitor - S01 E84

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My WhatsApp Visitor - S01 E84

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 84

He quickly stood up with speed looking dazed, I come dey wonder wetin dey happen.

Victory: Tara! he mutter

Me: Tara kill you there, shebi her gorilla boyfriend don warn you. Is like you wan die.

I hissed and walked away, I browse enter parlour where we dey keep broom.

I started sweeping from our room enter the hallway then kitchen, go parlour then park am for the frontage.

After I was done with sweeping I enter mopping, I stared at my phone and saw the light on.

I come pick am come see four missed calls from Anita, I come dey wonder if I put my phone for silent.

But I no put am, another call enter terminate again from Anita, I nofit vex. This girl get F9 for calling and A1 for flashing, I hissed and called afterall she go fit come give me one or two when I need am.

Me: I change accent hello sugar for life.

Anita’s voice: good morning.

Me: morning oh! you nodey go school today?

Anita’s voice: she giggle today na Sunday.

Me: oh! I mean Church.

Anita’s voice: I wan go second service.

Me: pray for me too oh!

Anita’s voice: you no go go?

Me: I don go yesterday.

I lie before one girl go drag me go Church wey me sef never ready to go Church.

Anita’s voice: you be Adventist?

Me: yes.

Anita’s voice: later.

I be wan ask am wetin she mean by later she just terminate the call, I come dey waooh because na me call her oh!

I took my bath and changed to something better, that morning I decided to fry potato and drink akamu.

I waka come out but the stores around our street no open.

So I head go the street along the Anglican Church that leads to the express road wey own age don die with the word tarred.

When I reach there some Aboki wey dey sell potato dey with their wheelbarrow, I waka go meet one.

Me: Aboki, give me potato two hundred naira own.

He started picking it and I was disappointed, I think say em go put plenty. This North people wan even exploit us for marketing too.

Me: I no wan buy again.

Aboki: buy am for me, I go put am well for you.

I nodded and he behaved, see the way the guy for cheat me.

I took the bag and headed home, something made me look back and I saw Chisom with some guys approaching behind.

I turned and behaved like say I no see them, immediately waved and stopped one keke and hopped in.

Their three started chasing me, see the way I waste fifty naira because of that mumu girl.

I dropped at the Anglican Church and paid fifty naira, I took off immediately.

Panting heavily, I just corner enter my road.

I jam Anita and one fine girl like that, the girl yansh senior Anita own.

Anita: Grace, see my boyfriend.

I be wan slap Anita for vomiting such nonsense, boyfriend or no boyfriend that yansh must be tested.

Me: Ani, you nodey go Church again.

Grace: so, you be Anita boyfriend?

See Jamb question.