My WhatsApp Visitor - S01 E81

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My WhatsApp Visitor - S01 E81

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 81

The person no talk anything, I nodey like surprise at all. So I stared at the door thoughtfully.

Me: who dey there?!

Voice: na me senior man.

Naso peace fly enter my heart from nowhere, Anita was beside me waiting for me to make move she dey fear too.

Anita: when your father dey return?

That question almost make me rolled on the floor with laughter, I just hold am before she go say I don mad. I opened the door and stepped out to see the security guy holding on to the short protetor.

Na him and one fellow rascal man dey take care of the flats.

Me: senior man no vex, I fit escort my babe go front just the road.

Pingy: no wahala.

I held Anita’s hand and we strode out of the compound, she was scared of me following her further because her house is just along the street facing us.

She started walking away after asking me not to follow, that yansh sweet well well oh. I turned to go back but she called my name.

Me: my follow you?

Anita: shake her head I fit come tomorrow?

Me: anytime, even for midnight. You be my babe.

She beamed and joggled away making me to imagine wetin I go do that yansh if we fix another match, I turned after warning my p---k to behave and entered the compound through the gate..

I stepped into the compound and looked towards the security house closed to our window, the security guy was busy washing with two buckets.

I walked over to him.

Me: senior man, you say my come.

Pingy: you know say the soakaway don full.

Me: I no know.

Pingy: I don tell you now, tell your brother say everybody dey contribute for 10k to s--k am.

Me: no be just last two Months we s--k am.

Pingy: I don warn them make them no wash inside house.

Me: no wahala.

I walked away wondering which knot shifted in his head that he choose Pingy as a nickname, na wa oh! I entered my apartment.

Unclad myself to boxer and switched on the laptop, I got busy with PS. I be wan learn from computer, so I played against superstar and set it

Champions league.

I gave Computer Benfica and used Madrid, the way those guys were dragging Ronaldo made me think that Computer has two Ronaldos and Messi’s in his team.

These people dey mad oh, they thrashed me 5 zero the first hand, and the second hand dey crushed me 7 zero.

They were flogging me 2 zero when my brother entered with Favour, perfect time..

Me: you don come back? Favour you fine this evening oh.

Victory: wetin you cook?

Me: check pot.

Em better say I tell am say I no cook anything, when he reach there and saw no food. Em go fine way cook for himself.

Favour: wetin you dey play?

Me: game, you sabi play.

Favour: no.

Me: my teach you.

She nodded and I handed the second pad to her, my plan na to vent all the frustration Computer give me to her.

I gave her Chelsea and took Man utd, I told her what the buttons are for.

My twin opened the door while the match was still loading.

Victory: which pot the food dey na? I don open all.

Me: I no cook.

He remained silent at the door for awhile before he finally left leaving it ajar, make em vex na am not a chef.

I went and closed the door and returned to my lying position.

We started the game and Favour was just pressing everything in the button, wetin concerb me?

I was close to her goal post when she suddenly ask.

Favour: which color be my men?

I be wan say all these while you dey press? You no know who you dey control sef.

Me: Red. I lie

Favour: goal!! Oohh!!!

I scored and she shouted dropping the pad and jumping, she celebrated the 15 nill that I gave her and she called my brother over.

Favour: I win your brother fifteen zero?