Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 10
(Ambrose side of the story)
i was heading to my Grandpa house when i
was busy talking to myself, abeg o wetin i
wan go do for there self, na who send me
self? What if them start the ask me one kind
question wey i no fit answer? Well no
shaking, i full ground
i arrived at my Grandpa house and found
out the door was locked from inside, abeg
wetin this old people still the do inside this
locked house self?
Grandpa come and open for me o am
outside
( i inherited my funny things from my
Grandpa so am always happy staying
around him) my Grandpa came and open
the door for me after 3minutes time, he was
tying a wrapper, when i went inside the
house and i also saw my Grandma Tying a
wrapper also, (hmm i need no body to
explain things for me shaa) i went straight
to the kitchen to devour any food there
because i was very hungry and have been
hungry since morning i left my house
without eating, i finished eating and i went
back to the Parlour and met my Grandma
and ma watching a program of a pastor on
TV,
hey Ambrose Mbah come let me tell you a
story my Grandpa said,
i was happy because it has been long i
listened to his funny stories
i went and sat on the long couch with him
and he began
.
There was once a hat seller who passed
through the forest.
The weather was very hot and he decided to
take a nap under one of the trees, so he left
his whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up and realised
that all his hats were gone. Then he heard
some monkeys on top of the tree and
looked up. To his surprise, the tree was full
of monkeys. They had taken all his hats! The
hat seller sits down and try to think on how
he could get the hats down.
He started to think and scratched his head.
The next moment, he realised that the
monkeys were doing the same thing.
Next, he took down his own hat and fanned
himself. The monkeys did exactly the same.
Then an idea struck him, he took his hat and
threw it on the floor, the monkeys did the
same too. Happily, he picked all his hats
back.
** Fifty years later, one of his grandson also
became a hat seller and also got to hear the
monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed
through the same forest. Feeling very hot, he
took a nap under the same tree and left the
hats on the floor.
Again like his grandfather, when he woke
up, he realised that all his hats were gone.
He looked up and found that the monkeys
had taken all his hats.
Remembering what his grandfather told
him, he started scratching his head and the
monkeys followed.
He took down his hat and fanned himself
and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather’s
idea, he threw his hat on the floor, but to his
greatest surprise, the monkeys still held
onto all the hats..
Then one bold monkey climbed down the
tree, grabbed the hat on the floor and
sneered,
“You think say Na only you get GRAND-
PAPa…??
.
Before he even finish i was busy laughing
on the floor with my Grandma,
do you know who the Grandson is? My
grandpa asked,
No i don’t o. I answered
that person is me, he answered
i resumed laughing this time i was shedding
tears, i managed and went back into my dad
room, i later came back to the Parlour and
joined them in listening to the program
which was boring to me self, then the
pastor said
.
Put your right hand on your TV screen and
put the Left Hand on the place you want to
receive healing.
My Grandma placed her right hand on the TV
screen and the left one on her pride(you
know what i mean joor)
My Grandpa placed his right hand on the TV
screen and the left one on his own weapon,
na im my Grandma suddenly said, bia Honey
this program is to heal the sick and not to
raise the dead
.
Chai see pin, i said to myself, i smiled and
announced my leaving, and there bald me
Goodbye not after promising to be visiting
often,
when i was going home i saw group of
guys and also saw that masquerade guy(the
one we ambushed and removed his mask
and took a picture) shey you don remember
the guy?????
Before there even call my attention i don
take to my heels running like a mad man
omor i looked back and saw them chasing
after me like say i thief Goat, my spirit even
overtake me and my shadow even speed up,
na only my body come the run o, no be joke,
i run enter my cousin house and locked the
gate and ran inside the building and locked
the main door, and i met my cousin with his
Girlfriend, i ignored them and went into my
cousin’s room and on his laptop
*************
(Samuel Side of the Story)
i was busy having a romantic time with my
babe when Ambrose rushed into the house
sweating like a Goat making my babe
uncomfortable, i instantly followed him into
my room to know how far
i asked him what was wrong and he
narrated everything to me and i became
serious instantly, that Uche Guy don buy
market, just relax oga Ambrose
To Be Continued..
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