Ambrose Goes to Village - S01 E06

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Ambrose Goes to Village - S01 E06

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 6

As i was saying in the previous Episode,

When he brought the Garri without sugar

omor i hala for him brain, and I was busy

coursing him

Cousin: Guy see as you the shout like Mad

man.

Me: Why i no go shout see wetin you bring

make i follow you the Drink, you no try abeg

Cousin: Guy e be like say this Buhari things

no dey your side abi? Just the Manage the

one you see joor

Me: But guy just bring money make we buy

sugar for this thing o,

Cousin: Your own money no the buy sugar?

Me: Is like.

Cousin: your papa left Nyash there

Me: I don hear abeg give me the money joor

IJIOT

Cousin: Take! Beggar

i collected the money which is #20, and

dashed out of the room, as i walk pass our

Neighbor who was going to fetch water

whose name is Emma

Me: Oga o, Good After Noon

Emma: My Man fine pm o, how you dey?

Me: Fine o

Emma: And your Dad?

Me: (shoor na exam i come so? If i know i

for no come meet am o) his fine

Emma: Ok oga.

Me: But guy wait, is it because you now have

new crush on this street that you now wear

Suit to go and fetch water?

Emma: wetin man go do o

Me: Ok o, easy o, abeg make e be.

I left him and went to buy the sugar, i met a

young girl there, she’s the one selling in the

store,

Me: Knock Knock here!

Girl: Who is there?

Me: Your Ancestors

Girl: eeh?

Me: Airport

Girl: Meaning?

Me: Read am again

Girl: Abeg no carry your own wahala come

spoil my mood abeg

Me: Fine Girl How far?

Girl: wetin you come buy? you come the ask

me how far?

Me: Answer me first nah

Girl: Ok am fine, what else

Me: i like your Nose

Girl: What of my ear?

Me: even that one, abeg come sell sugar give

me joor, and stop blushing

Girl: hmmm, how much Sugar

Me: #20

Girl: Because of ordinary #20 sugar you are

busy raising your voice

Me: Shey na Ordinary Sugar oya give am to

me free nah

She gave me the sugar free and i later on

collected her number not to toast her but to

open office for her head because e be like

say you like me, by the way she said her

name is Favour. I went back to my Cousin

Room and we Drank the Garri peacefully and

i rested for a while and my cousin brought

out a book and asked me if i knew Maths,

and i replied yes

.

Cousin: if your father gives

you #50 and later gives you

another #50, hw much do

you have in total?

Me: i have nothing

Cousin: my friend you dnt

knw maths

Me: oga… you dont

know my father

.

We continued discussing and i later

amounced to him that i will be heading

home, when i got home around 9:17pm, my

dad is already fast asleep in his room, i went

and collected his Laptop were he was

sleeping in his room, when i reached to my

room i realised that i forgot to collect the

Cord i will use to play music in his room, i

went back to his room and picked it up,

instead of me to go back to my room i

decided to check if my Dad is alright, i

checked and found out all is well, but i

noticed a mosquitor on his bald head and i

decided to kill it, Ladies and Gentle

.

Trouble is when you try to

kill a mosquito that lands on

your father’s bald head using

your bare hand, then you

miss it. My broda you

have to produce evidence or

else you are homeless

.

That was the case i found myself, my dad

woke up after recieving the dirty slap that

can kill the whole Generation, my Audience

the incident that took place later is what i

don’t know how to explain it

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when i woke up in the morning i felt pain

on my head, i tried to stand on my feet and

it seemed impossible, then my phone

started ringing, without even looking at the

Caller, i picked the call

Caller: Hello sweetie, what happened to your

phone?

On realising the caller is my Darling Queen i

shruged

Me: i was sleeping

Celine: Till now?

I looked at the time and i realized is not

morning it is 2:19pm in the Afternoon,

Me: Don’t worry am ok

we continued discussing on phone and later

ended the call and i decided to log in to my

website to upload more stories and later

logged in to Facebook and also uploaded

stories, before i could drop the phone i

heard a loud scream coming from the

Parlour, i jumped up and went straight to

the Parlour.

Guess what I saw?