Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 3
I was still discussing with my cousin when
my father came back with his brother being
my cousin father
good morning sir’s both of us greeted them.
Only my Cousin father answered, but my dad
looked at me and asked me
Dad: bia oga have you greeted me?
Me: (chai see this one i said in my mind) but
dad we greeted you both together
dad: that’s for my brother alone what of
mine?
Me: thank God i added S in the sir’s so take
your own greeting from there nah
dad: haha i knew that’s what you will say
me: Thank you sir, abeg give me your
walking stick make i go keep for you
Dad: Na only my walking stick you see say i
the carry?
Me: but…. Well give me your shoe and belt
make i go keep for you
Dad: Ambrose na only walking stick and
shoe and belt you are seeing?
Don’t you also see the heavy bag am
carrying
me: oh no vex, ok give me the heavy bag
make i go keep
my cousin and her father was busy smiling
at the drama, my dad handed over the bag
and i kept it on his room and went to the
kitchen and fetched drinking water for both
of them, after there finished drinking, both
of them went to my dad’s room to continue
their discussion, when i returned the cup of
which there used in drinking water, i saw
my cousin stirring at my Darling Queen
picture on my phone.
Cousin: Ambrose na who be this bush meat?
Me: chai see this guy the call my babe bush
meat. You wey the use both rabbit cockroch
pig and so on,
cousin: na your papa the cordinate the pigs
and so on to me nah foolish fool, abeg
wetin i mean be say she too fine and i…
Me: I interrupted immediately, you what
never think rubbish for her side cause na
death sentence
cousin: oga o, well no problem i don back
off
me: better
cousin: abeg gist me
me: you go pay nah
cousin: those people wey you the post am
for social media and them the read am them
don pay you finish? Poor boy
me: point of correction rich man, because
with them being my fans is enough for me
for now
cousin: thank God you said for now
me: i will gist you on one condition
cousin: which is?
Me: you will take me to a good place to eat
chicken?
Cousin: hungry man
me: deal?
Cousin: deal
me: i will gist you on an experience i had
when i was going to work one day
cousin: funny guy, start am fast fast
me: na 3 plate of nkwobi o! And with
shawama
cousin: anu uhia, ole, abeg nah
.
Me: I Woke up Early in the
morning to
go to Work After
dressing And
eating i went to the bus
stop And
entered a Bus I was
sitting In
between a woman and
a Fat man
As the Journey Started
I
discovered that This
fat man Was
relaxing on My Body
despite all
my effort To Make Him
adjust
Then Out of anger I
Shouted at
him”Oga Shift Na Let
me get
fresh Air”He Shouted
Back”Shut
up you brat I paid for
this
Journey so Allow me to
enjoy it
I Was boiling with anger
Then i
thought of what to do
so That he
would Shift then I
Shouted”People in this
Bus Hear
me Out I Know That I
Have Ebola
Sickness For Two
months Now
But i am Not wicked
ThAts Why I
am Pleading on This
Man To Shift
Abeg…
The Next Thing i Heared
was The
Screech Of the Tire And
before i
Could say Jack
Robbinson The
Driver Opened the Door
and ran
as Fast as His Legs
Could Carry
Him The Other
passengers dived
Through the Window
even the
Conductor through the
Back
window
But The Woman And
the Fat Man
was Laughing Loudly
Then The
Fat Man Said”My Bro
Don’t Worry
Na How Them dey Do
Ebola
People”The Woman
With a Broad
smile Said”Abeg Bros
Which
EBOLA medicine you Dey
Use Eh
The one i dey use no de
Work at
all…..
:
:
:
My People i don’t know i
enter
that small window with
speed, I
Cross three express, I
even
Overtake 3 Tankers.
I Hope I no Get That
Thing….??
.
Unknowily for me and my cousin that both
our parents are also listening to hear the
gist
Both of them came out of my dad room
laughing like mad people i looked at my
cousin and found out he was also laughing i
just smiled and said, that means all of you
will take me out today.
That evening we went to a cool place and i
ordered as much i can eat because the bills
were on my father’s head and his brother, i
ate like vampire, i need to show this man
say make next time make im no carry me
come this village alone, i was busy
devouring the food when i looked up and
saw how my dad was looking at me, i
laughed in my mind i said in my mind make
this man no swallow me this one im take
this red eye the look me well who cares, we
later went back home and i was very tired
because of too much eating my dad walked
into my room and said you have done your
mind nah abi? I didn’t reply rather i slept off
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